FAMILY HUMOR
| Two little boys in adjacent hospital beds who were talking to each
other... (1st) kid leans over and asks "What are you in here for?" (2nd) kid says "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." (1st) kid says "You've got nothing to worry about I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of jello and ice cream. It's a piece of cake!!!" (2nd) kid then asks "What are you in here for?" (1st) kid replies...."Well, I'm here for a circumcision." (2nd) kid says "Whoa!! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!!! |
| Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said,
"Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the
refrigerator, and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a
sandwich." The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my up, or on my way down." The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them, "That must be the door. I'll get it." |
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